Baltasar Gracian
~ Baltasar Gracian

"A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHOULD BREAK HER MIRROR EARLY."

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Thor Heyerdahl
~ Thor Heyerdahl

"PROGRESS IS MAN’S ABILITY TO COMPLICATE SIMPLICITY."

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Laurence J. Peter
~ Laurence J. Peter

"IF TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT, TRY THREE."

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Jerome K. Jerome
~ Jerome K. Jerome

"WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IS A BLESSING NOT IN DISGUISE."

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David Ogilvy
~ David Ogilvy

"THE BEST IDEAS COME AS JOKES. MAKE YOUR THINKING AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE."

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Peter Ustinov
~ Peter Ustinov

"COMEDY IS SIMPLY A FUNNY WAY OF BEING SERIOUS."

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Mae West
~ Mae West

"I USED TO BE SNOW WHITE, BUT I DRIFTED."

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Mort Sahl
~ Mort Sahl

"MY LIFE NEEDS EDITING."

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Groucho Marx
~ Groucho Marx

"I REFUSE TO JOIN ANY CLUB THAT WOULD HAVE ME AS A MEMBER."

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Brooke Shields
~ Brooke Shields

"SMOKING KILLS. IF YOU’RE KILLED, YOU’VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE."

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Rodney Dangerfield
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"I FOUND THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO LOOK THIN: HANG OUT WITH FAT PEOPLE."

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Anna Held
~ Anna Held

"I THINK THE EYES FLIRT MOST. THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO USE THEM."

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Dr. Seuss
~ Dr. Seuss

"FROM THERE TO HERE, AND HERE TO THERE, FUNNY THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE."

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W.C. Fields
~ W.C. Fields

"I COOK WITH WINE, SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD."

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Reba McEntire
~ Reba McEntire

"TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, YOU NEED THREE THINGS: A WISHBONE, A BACKBONE AND A FUNNY BONE."

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